What is Psycho Dairy Farm?

Psycho Dairy Farm the Moosical! is an environmental musical comedy about an hormonally imbalanced Cow, an Al Pacino impersonating Pig, a neurotic singing Chicken, and a six-foot two inch Horse Fly that save the world,.

A cross between ,” Avenue Q”, "Animal Farm" " A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to The Forum" and a "Looney Tunes cartoon.

Psycho Dairy Farm! Is a fun ,silly show for adults that has heart and an environmental message

Psycho Dairy Farm! is also great for teenagers weened on a diet of the Simpsons or

South Park , "I can't wait to bring my 14 year old to see this! "

said mom Susan Gammie, costume designer for One life to Live.

Back ground: The year is 2020 and the earth as we know it has ceased to exist.

Multi-conglomerate Corporations have just about stripped the world of all of it’s natural resources but one… DINKY FARMS the last green patch of land left on earth. The Farms owner Farmer Dinky, an eccentric Dairy farmer , is believed to have accidentally drowned and swept away in the nearby "toxic-dump" river. Inheriting the Farm is Farmer Dinky's Nephew, JIM, who arrives from the “ Big City ”. Jim is a meek, allergy-ridden advertising Director who's going to sell the farm to R.J. Blort. the head of the giant Blort Corporation . At first, Jim is not aware of how evil Blort is, as Blort presents himself as a "kindly down-home folksy" business man "

Yet Blort has bigger chicken breasts to fry. For not only does he want to destroy Farmer Dinky's Dairy farm, but he has a mad diabolical plot to take over the world by turning Humans into mindless Zombies by opening a series of musical Dinner theaters featuring the annoying singing voice of Chickles the Chicken!

Frightened that their home will be taken away and the "rolling green grass and beautiful blue skies" of the world destroyed,the barnyard animals, reveal to Jim that they can actually talk and "think" like humans( heck…Wiggles even does Farmer Dinky’s taxes!)……"We could always talk and think", says Bootsie," we just didn't want to get involved." But now the fate of the farm and the world are at stake ( "Steak!?" Bootsie cries out in fear, "STEAK? says the ever hungry Fly)

Now , they have no choice if they want to survive